Thursday, January 19, 2006

It's Official- I'm a Fat Ass..LOL..

That's right it's official... I'm a fat ass.... My new medical doctor has put my ass on a fitness/diet rountine... yep, yesterday big boy weighed in at 215 lbs... after steppping off the scale I was like whoa.. I weigh that much.. shyt I don't even look like it...

so at any rate, I asked my doctor about my weight and he was like well yeah that is a lil bit tooo much for your height.. so I was like ok.. and... and he was like well you need to cut down on your calories and hit the gym... do some physical exercise besides fucking...lol.. (I told him that fucking was the only exercise I had done for the last few months..) He told me fucking was good but being so damn heavy was not.. so like damn near everyone else on in blog land.. I'm on the quest to lose 15 pounds... I mean me @ 200 is good, if I get below 190 my ass is going to be too damn skinny...

so I think 5'10 195 or 200 pounds is kewl for a grown ass black man... and shyt I loves to eat... can't help it... greasy burgers.. milk shakes.... chili and cheeese fries.. and a diet coke...SIKE>..lol...

Nah, but man just going to stop eating out all the time and focus on hitting the gym a little more... already today I ate oatmeal and a banana... so I'm off to a good start... shyt, if my finances keep stressing me out I'll lose more weight than I need to... but getting that under control and instead of beating somone's booty up maybe i need to go beat the weights up and shyt once a brotha lose some weight maybe I'll get some dick....lol.. ain't had none of that in a minute...

don't know if because i ain't wanted it or if because the only dude who i would let get some keeps going soft because "I'm boring" and the other niggahs he fucks wit "act" like they be wanting dick and I just be like "man hurry up".. shyt... like what is it about men that makes us want people to idolize their dicks and then get upset when people do... like when you met a butt ugly brotha who got a big peice and all you can say is damn dude "you got a big ass dick"..... they want the attention but then get mad about it...

anyway, why is it that the weight standards are so damn low anyway?? shyt, i know why cause they measuring "white" folks... you know 165lbs on a 5'10 body is too damn skinny... shyt, get a TWO peice and a biscuit... what does Monique say thats why you look like you about to fall out.. anexoric ass.... lmbao.... anyway, a brotha needs to go get some work done.. so i'll holla back... whoot... whoot...

yeah i know that shyt was corney.....

but hey I'm official apart of the big boy club so I got to keep the personailty going cause they saying the body needs work... but on the good side... long as my dick don't start shrinking i'm ok.....well damn i better go check... *looking down*.. well i can still see him, so i ain't that damn heavy.... but still brotha is going on a diet and will be hitting the elipitical tonight...

5 comments:

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Ladynay said...

Good luck with the 15.

That Dude Right There said...

Stay that ass away from Harold Chicken and Leon's Barbeque. Those to places are what had my weight creeping up when I live in the CHI.

The LoveHater said...

I honestly don't think those height/weight charts account for body types. I've known people like you who look 180 but are over 200 and around 5'10" ish. I think some people have denser muscle mass--most of them black people. It's not always what the scale says, you know what you should look like without the fat. Use your eye, not the scale.

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